The Tweets So Far: Pages 1-219

With Bloomsday merely a week away, and with it, the majestic Reblooming of Wandering Rocks, I’ve collected all 219 one-tweet summaries of each page of Ulysses. (Which, henceforward will be conveniently available via a tab header.) Much love to VOREBLOG, LIZAANNE, BRENDAN, and KATIE, who generously contributed their reductive powers to this dubious effort! “Telemachus” (Tweets [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #18: Penelope (Book XXIII) **FINAL!**

By BROOKE JACKSON As the first lady to contribute to Wandering Rocks, it is of course appropriate that I be the one funmarizing about our hero’s first lady, Penelope. So as we know by now, back at the ranch, Penelope is on year 20 of same sh*t, different day. She has waited, weaved, unweaved, weaved [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #17: Ithaca (Books XVII-XX)

By MARK HOOBLER   For all of our 4 books to funmarized below, our hero, the wily Odysseus, Sacker of Cities & Goddesses, goes about incognito as a beggar. Why does he do this? Why not just run into his home, or castle, and shout that he is back? Why does he not run up [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #16: Eumaeus (Books XIII-XVI)

By TAD SMITH First of all, my apologies to the millions of followers who were anxiously waiting with bated breath on Saturday for OF #16.  As I mentioned to Jerry,  I ran into a bit of a perfect storm this weekend.  Octogenerians, my 5-week old nephew, a hot air balloon race, 2 hours of traffic, [...]

Introducing … ADOPT-AN-EPISODE!

By JERRY GRIT Odyssey Funmaries #16 is being delayed one day. Tad Smith is being overwhelmed by the Scylla of traveling and the Charybdis of family obligation. Don’t worry, we’ll make the 16th. But this is gives us all an opportunity to think to ourselves on the brink of the beginning, “Have I put my [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #15: Oxen of the Sun (Book XII.CCLXXXII-CDXCI)

By ANDREW CASHMERE What a shitty trip. Odysseus must be a distant relative of Clark Griswold. Let’s look at the parallels. Clark Griswold: Aunt Edna dies in her sleep. Clark and the family must drive their dead aunt to a relative’s house, earning bonus points for driving cross-country in the rain with a dead person [...]

New Ulysses Resources

By JERRY GRIT It’s been some time since I’ve read this book, and in that time a ton of new resources have come out that may actually make this thing much more of a breeze than anticipated.  In addition to the book of annotations I mentioned, I’ve come across a few other tools. I’ve posted [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #14: Wandering Rocks (Book XII.LXI-LXXX)

by BEN VORE Today’s Funmary takes us backward in chapter 12, to Circe’s speech to Odysseus after he has ascended from Hades but before he encounters the Sirens, Scylla & Charybdis and the Oxen of the Sun (coming tomorrow!). The text amounts to a mere 19 lines, and yet Jerry Grit has chosen these lines [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #13: Scylla & Charybdis (Book XII.CCLIX-CCCXXXVIII)

By TAD SMITH Just to recap our adventures with the Sirens……… Absolutely available on iTunes. Absolutely 5 star ratings. Wax-free and arguably hornier (at least based on the fine piece of artwork above), Odysseus & crew find themselves approaching Scylla & Charybdis, a duo rivaled by maybe one or two others in terms of utter [...]

Wandering Rocks … THE PROMOTION DRIVE CHALLENGE

By JERRY GRIT & BEN VORE Folks, we are on the brink of the beginning. We are less than a week away from the start of our fantastic voyage into James Joyce’s Ulysses. The question is: R U ready? Are you ready to take on what has sent so many away with their tails between their [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #12: The Sirens (Book XII.I-CCXVII)

“Keep that beeswax lodged in tight, boys!”* by BEN VORE The Sirens episode in The Odyssey is among its best-known, and even someone who has never read the epic poem likely still has a mental picture of Odysseus lashed to the mast, or has once referenced some beguiling temptation as “a siren song” which must [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #11: Hades (Book XI)

By JERRY GRIT I will efficiently deal with this book in the 3 parts. Part 3′s most relevant to Ulysses. PART 1: The Trip Down Odysseus continues the long version of his story to the Phaeacians … he attempts to cut it short, but one of them claims that, “The night’s still young, I’d say the night’s [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #10: Circe (Book X.CXLVI-DCXXXI)

By MARK HOOBLER Have you ever had a relationship end with someone telling you to “go to hell”? Count yourself lucky they were only being metaphorical. But our hero Odysseus has a funny way with the ladies.  So when Odysseus’ latest ‘island girl’ turns his shipmates into groveling swine at the beginning of the relationship, [...]

Wandering Rocks … THE SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERIENCE!

Wandering Rocks is now on Facebook and Twitter! We’re a social networking experience! Become a Fan on Facebook! (Just search for “Wandering Rocks”) Where we’ll get to know and love each other! Follow our Tweets! Where we’ll keep critical literary insights to under 140 characters! Check out these guys!

Odyssey Funmaries #9: Laestrygonians (Book X.XXVIII-CXLV)

By JERRY GRIT A lot happens here, but Odysseus is suspiciously short on the details. Odysseus continues his woeful story to the Phaeacians. After losing the magical whooppee cushion (no Vore-esque restraint here), Odysseus describes how his fleet rows dejectedly for 6 days and ends up of the land of the Laestrygonians. In the calm cove, [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #8: Aeolus (Book X.I-LXXXVII)

Aeolus blows. by BEN VORE Pop quiz, hot shot! Aeolus was: possibly schizophrenic with thrice-split personalities; a strong advocate for inbreeding; fond of giving his guests the four winds in an ox-skin sack; dispenser of immortal curses; all of the above. You know this one! It’s #5. (Incest! Gross!) After a harrowing escape from an [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #7: Cyclops (Book IX.LXXI-DCXXX)

By JERRY GRIT Here we have the worst house guests in all antiquity vs. the worst host, in a competition for last. Odysseus continues his tale of sorrow to the nagging Phaeacians (who aren’t letting the poor guy go). After fleeing the Lotus Dopers, and still way off course, his fleet of twelve ships runs [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #6: The Lotus Eaters (Book IX.I-LXX)

by BEN VORE Those of you still reeling from yet another pastel color-coded schedule should take comfort in today’s assignment for The Lotus Eaters, an episode from The Odyssey which merits — wait for it — a whopping 25 lines. Thus, this funmary is going to have three primary objectives: Detailed exploration of margin settings [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #5: Nausicaa (Book VI)

By JERRY GRIT The events of this next book play out like an eighties sitcom. Odysseus washes up on the Phaeacian shore after Poseidon tries to kill him with another storm. He’s also butt-naked, that’s how strong the storm was. While Odysseus recovers on the shore, Athena goes to Nausicaa, the young daughter of the [...]

Odyssey Funmaries #4: Calypso (Book V)

by BEN VORE With the Calypso episode, we now confront the sensitive topic of mortal/immortal relationships. Few have ever embarked on so thorny a courtship, which is why Odysseus and Calypso’s relationship bears scrutiny. What are the red flags to watch out for when dating a mortal? The pitfalls of bedding up with a goddess? [...]